Whod you bang
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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