So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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