how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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