Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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