Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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