I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
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