I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
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