Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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