he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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