I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
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