Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize