I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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