I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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