next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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