i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
