Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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