Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Randomize
