I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
