his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I'm at about main and main street
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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