I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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