Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
