I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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