Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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