He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
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I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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