one might say we're banned from that church
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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