dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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