So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
My balls are so social today.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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