This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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