My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
As shirtless as possible
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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