just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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