Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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