There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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