Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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