using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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