Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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