Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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