we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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