Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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