Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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