so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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