Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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