just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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