hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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