i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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