We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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