Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
nutella sex= disaster
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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