something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
My penis needs a shock collar
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
