I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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