I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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