i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
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