So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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