i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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