After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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