this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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