Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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